Moon Man Development:

The movie opens with the close-up of someone's lips. The lips are softly speaking the fable of the fish stick. The only audible thing we hear before the title shot is "IT IS A FUNGUS" Afterwards the logo of MOON MAN: ECLIPSE OF THE APOCALYPSE shows up and it looks nifty. A slashing line rips through the logo like a sword through canvas... the line continues moving to the left (animated by special effects artists)... the camera begins to zoom in on the end of the moving line... As it gets closer, the viewer can make out that end of the line is a FIST. The fist, now taking up the whole screen, smashes through a wall... bits of the wall fly in all directions, hurrah!!!

The animated fist and wall turn into a real fist and wall! This fist belongs to the frozen monk! After he breaks through the wall, he says coldly "This wall means nothing to me..."
From Brennan:

We left off with the frozen monk man climbing out of a wall, intoning, "This wall means nothing to me..." He collapses, his body heaped over the remains of the wall.

In rides Henry, through yet another wall, on a bright green motorcycle. Emblazoned on the side of the motorcycle in bright purple letters is the word "NINJA!" The motorcycle spins around and Henry addresses the camera. In an ironic use of literal symbology, Henry points at his eye saying "I." Then he points at his motorcycle saying "Ninja."

He then slings the frozen monk over his shoulder and rides his motorcycle through yet another wall. The camera pulls around to look through the newly destroyed wall. Henry and monk are gone. We see a staircase and then a moment later a small old women descends the staircase, contemplates the the mess of walls, rolls her eyes and throws her hands in the air.

This woman is "The Cartoonist" aka "The Homogenous Philanthropist" aka "The Monkey Trick Prophet."


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