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I was just checking out your jots and I had some IMPORTANT INFORMATION for you.

The site about the tree octopus is actually PART OF A VAST CONSERVATIVE CONSPIRACY TO DISCREDIT THE ENVIRONMENTAL MOVEMENT BY ABSURD PARODY. I know this because I was once one of its most INFLUENTIAL DEMAGOGUES.

It is important for the LOVERS OF ABSURDITY who also entertain LIBERAL SENTIMENTS to be wary of the WOLVES IN SHEEPS CLOTHING that waits for us in this type of POLITICALLY MOTIVATED ABSURDITY. It is my personal opinion that the CONSERVATIVE FORCES NOW IN CONTROL OF OUR GOVERNMENT operate with a large degree of UNREFLEXIVE ABSURDITY, and for this I feel compelled to RESPOND IN KIND in an effort to NAME AND ILLUMINATE that which is absurd, but I still ENCOURAGE OTHERS to CONSUME ABSURDITY with a WARY AND WATCHFUL EYE.

Thank you for your time,

Brennan Gage

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